I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week
jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius